|Ew. I don't think that I realized what I looked like.|
This is why I need a real mirror.
...and this is what I look like now!
And this is me when I'm being creeping out people who are perfectly okay with hair that is the attached to the head but promptly freak out when they find a hair on any non-scalp surface:
(Note to readers: I'm donating the hair, I'm not just some weirdo with a trunk full of all the hair that's even been cut from my head. No really, I'm not.)